A joke I like compliments of Comedy Central

Hollywood Lessons It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one, dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors. Honest and hard-working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement. All beds have special L-shaped sheets that reach the armpit level of a woman, but only the waist level of the man lying beside her. At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society. All grocery bags contain at least one stick of French bread. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers, and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least a half-hour to escape. You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds. If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off, but luckily you'll always blindly choose to cut the right wire. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.

Runway Mania

Here is a little sample from Rock N Runway. Kenley gets a bit lippy with the judges. I am surprised that she has made it so far into it with her attitude. I guess that is because it does heighten the drama for the show.

The finale at Bryant Park is looming and I can say that I am getting really excited.

Runway Mania

Suede is Auf'd, um couldn't this have happened forever ago.... not only is he wierd but he never did anything that amazing. But I am getting ahead of myself.

The challenge which set up the final four was titled Rock N Runway where the designers created outfits based on a certain genre of music. Instead of models for this challenge, the designers used each other.

I think this challenge could have been so great but her is what we were left with.

Here Suede's losing Rock oufit got him the Heidi kiss of death.

Jerell's Pop design for Kenley looked like Amy Winehouse on crack (is that a contradiction?)

Leanne, my favorite, and pick for winner did a great job capturing country

Kenley definately dropped the ball with her Hip Hop look

Did Korto really deserve the win for this Punk inspired ensemble??

The next challenge had the designers find inspiratiion in the garden, where Kenley seemed to be more intrigued by the reptile life??? check it out.

So with all four designers set to compete in the finally, it looks like a Runway Finale to never forget.

Sorry For The Hiatus

Sorry for the delay in postings, I have had a busy week. Last week I went home to visit my family, it was my parents anniversary and I took them out to dinner. It was nice being back home for and visiting, especially this time of year when the seasons start to change..... but I digress.

First order of business the week in review (well the past two weeks actually).

America's Next Top Model:

Fierce Eyes: Eliminated: Isis - our favorite preop tranny has finally been eliminated.

Winner: Clark

Natural Beauty: Eliminated: Clark, guess the eyes weren't fierce enough

Winner: Samantha, from the bottom to the top

Top Design:

Bachelor Pads: couldn't live with Shazia's design

Zen Challenge: couldn't live with Teresa's design

So with Top Design what is better than the rooms the designers create is the outfits the judges wear, especially Kelly Wearstler. I mean the bitch can decorate a room but how about her decorating herself look at this crazy ensemble.

So I am guessing she was channeling Honey Combs, with that silly beehive???? And maybe she needs lighten up on the foundation!!! On the other hand their is the impeccable Johnathan Adler who is my style icon! Look how adorable he looks with this sweater/tie/shirt combo.I leave you now with new of an awesomeness only true nerds will understand, X-men Evolution is now available free at Marvel.com. here is just a small sampling.....